Here lies a memoir of John Doe
Had a wife and a sohn
A dedicated coworker
Fancy flat in Neukölln!

Too lazy to take the stairs
and by the elevator enticed
He would soon fall victim
of the spooky betageist

His true shape no one knows:
A ghost, perhaps a ghoul.
He can detect those verboten
and promptly stop the fahrstool

What happened next we do not know
Here lies a memoir of John Doe

Here lies a memoir of John Doe
Had a wife and a sohn
A dedicated coworker
Fancy flat in Neukölln!

Too lazy to take the stairs
and by the elevator enticed
He would soon fall victim
of the spooky betageist

His true shape no one knows:
A ghost, perhaps a ghoul.
He can detect those verboten
and promptly stop the fahrstool

What happened next we do not know
Here lies a memoir of John Doe